Over the Hedge: Hammy Goes Nuts!/Transcript


 * Hammy: Oh. Oh. Oh.
 * (RJ arrives)
 * RJ: Easy, Hammy. What does that TV do to you?
 * Hammy: My stories. They're gone. They're stolen.
 * RJ: I think I found your problem. Listen, Hammy, you know how most humans get their TV out of the ground. Well, it seems our ambitious friend there is going to use that big dish to get it out of the sky. Well, if he survives. Which means we can't borrow it anymore, Hammy.
 * (Verne arrives)
 * Verne: Hey, Hammy, what's going on over here? RJ, you can't let him watch commercials all day. It makes some-- RJ?
 * RJ: Don't worry, Hammy, we'll get your shows back.
 * Hammy: How, how, how?
 * Verne: RJ, what you're thinking, please no.
 * RJ: Relax, Verne, what's the fun serve risk without dire consequences. Now, if we come through the hedge here. We can screw around these sprinklers get across the pool. ALl right, Hammy, I'll go first. When you hear my signal, go knock over that satellite dish!
 * Hammy: Yay! Um ... why?
 * RJ: Because when this guy realizes his dish is broken, he'll turn his cable back on, and you'll get your stories.
 * Hammy: Okay! I don't get it.
 * RJ: (Sighs) Just trust me, Hammy, it makes perfect sense. Have I ever let you down?
 * Hammy: Um...
 * RJ: Great! I'm going in! The guy lives in this house LIVES for gadgets. He's got one of everything. So I KNOW he's got some kind of amazing security system. I just gotta figure out how to turn it off without getting smacked, shocked, shaved, or otherwise spanked. There it is. The security system. Now, I just have to find the switch. That fence doesn't look too strudy. I'll be an explosion would make it LESS sturdy. Hey, an electric generator! I've been looking for one of those... Someone should tell this guy not to put the controls to his security system in the darkest corner of his backyward. All right, Hammy! The system's off! Now, head up to that balcony!
 * Hammy: Um ... where is it?
 * RJ: Through the fence and across the pool! You can't miss it!
 * Hammy: Aaagh! I'm scared, RJ!
 * RJ: Don't be! You see that can of soda on the table?
 * Hammy: (Gasps) Sugar!
 * RJ: Take a sip, you can't lose! Yaaagh, that was loud, Hammy! Are you okay?
 * Hammy: What?
 * RJ: I SAID ARE YOU - Hey, I wonder what's down there. Would you look at this stash...
 * Hammy: RJ! I'M OKAY!
 * RJ: Hammy, keep your voice down!
 * Hammy: WHAT?
 * RJ: HAMMY! I'm trying to borrow some food right now. Just stay over there, be quiet, and I'll toss the boxes, all right?
 * Hammy: WHAT?
 * Brois: HEEEELP! HELP ME!
 * Hammy: Aaaaaagh! Cats!
 * RJ: No, wait, Hammy! It's not a cat, it's something else... It's coming from that vent up there.
 * Boris: GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEERE!
 * RJ: Keep your pants on! Help is on the way!
 * (Black Cat arrives)
 * Black Cat: Stupid noise-making animals! I've only had twenty hours of sleep today!
 * RJ: Wait, wait, wait,l you've got it all wrong, I'm here to RESCUE the noise-making animal. Let me go, and the noise-making stops! It's a win-win situlation! Or, you know ... you could slap me around like chew toy. Your choice.
 * Boris: LET ME OUT! PLEASE! I'VE GOT MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME!
 * RJ: Would you calm down there, buddy? I'm trying to think here! Hmm ... rope attached to cage ... leads to heavy box... All right! I'll have you outta here in no time!
 * Boris: Wow, thanks! You know I was kidding about all the screaming and carrying, there, right?
 * RJ: Your secret's safe with me. How'd you get up there, anyway?
 * Boris: Well ... I'm looking for an ELECTRIC GENERATOR ... But, this place is a MENACE! It's impossible to get anything in or out!
 * RJ: Actually, I just picked up an electric generator, it's sitting in the woods right now.
 * Boris: You ... YOU got it? What are you, like ... a professional burglar?
 * RJ: Uh ... well, it's more of a hobby, really. Or a habit, I'm not addicted to it, NO...
 * Boris: Can you find a way out of this room?
 * RJ: No problem! Hmm...
 * Boris: Buddy, THAT was a nice piece of work! We're out, I've still got all my fur... You know, with my brains and your skills, we could be a great team!
 * RJ: Actually, I've already got a team... AND brains, believe it or not. But, thanks for saving.
 * Boris: There's a whole TEAM of you? No kidding. When can I meet 'em?
 * RJ: Um ... well ...
 * Boris: Lead the way, buddy! I'm gonna thank 'em all in person!
 * RJ: Hey, Hammy! Mission accomplished! Now, all we have to do is wait for him to notice his TV is busted... ... call the satellite company to cancel his service, unintall the dish, call the cable company... ...pay a dozen fees, get a guy to come out and inspect his cable, rewrite his entire house...
 * RJ: Whimper...
 * Boris: Hey, Squirrelly! You want fun and excitement?
 * Hammy: (Gasps) You read my mind? Do it again!
 * Boris: Er ... do you want big stacks of food as tall as the forest?
 * Hammy: Yes! You got it! Wow, you're AMAZING!
 * Boris: You ain't seen nothing yet, Squirrelly! Wait till I introduce you to... THE SEWER!
 * Hammy: I love it! What's a sewer?
 * Verne: Hammy..? Wait, why am I doing down here? HAMMY's the one looking for fun the sewage, not ME!
 * Hammy: It's dark down there!
 * Boris: Yeah, Verne! I thought amphibians LOVED the sewer!
 * Verne: It's REPTILES! REPTILES love the sewer!
 * Boris: Perfect! We'll see you on the other side! Well? Do you see it?
 * Verne: I think so! It's one of those electric cat collars?
 * Boris: Right-o! I've got the entire HOUSE filled with food for you guys, and THAT COLLAR is the key!
 * Verne: Well, it's behind some lasers! So ... I guess I'll take the long way around.
 * Boris: That's the spirit, Verne! You got drive! Ambition! Courage in the face of certain death!
 * Verne: Sorry! Can we pretend you stopped words ago? Wait ... was that a FLUSHING sound? Eugh, this is unsanitary. Oh, good. I've always wanted to be stomped flat by a giant useless machine. HOT STEAM JETS, now? What is this, some kind of evil amusement park ride?
 * Rat: Hey, Vinnie! Look what we got here! Some kinda green monkey wearin' a can!
 * Vinnie: Yeeeeah!
 * Verne: Uh, look, I'm a TURTLE, and I'm not looking for trouble and I'm just passing through.
 * Rat: You pass through our tuef, buddy, you get whatever's coming to you, capiche?
 * Vinnie: Heh heh ... yeeeeeeah. Well, that was nice and horrifying. All right, the steam's off. Now I've just got to... get all the way back down there again.
 * Rat: Hey! Look who's bustin' up the place like he owns it! Who do you think you are, breakin' into our home, huh?
 * Verne: Now, I'm sure if we call calm down, we can discuss like this rational people...
 * Rat: GET HIM!
 * RJ: Verne! Quick! Get up there!
 * Verne: RJ! Why didn't you come DOWN here and help me?
 * RJ: Are you kidding? There were RATS down there! Hey, Verne! I think I found your cat collar! It's up there, behind those lasers!
 * Verne: I can't do it. It's impossible.
 * RJ: Well, maybe I could get that collar down FOR you... IF you help me pick some of this food.
 * Verne: Fine. But, be quick about it. Ugh, I need a BATH.
 * RJ: What from falling in the sewage?
 * Verne: No, from talking to that Boruis guy! He gives me the creeps.
 * RJ: So far, he's just found us a big pile of food! What are you worried about?
 * Verne: My tail is tingling.
 * RJ: Last time your tail tingled, you'd just met a pretty awesome raccoon, if I recall. Just give the guy a chance!
 * Verne: Fine. He's got ONE CHANCE. Let's see if this collar is as amazing as he claims.
 * RJ: Look! Some of those lasers just flickered out! Maybe if I head up that way, I can turn the rest of them off!
 * Verne: You do that, RJ.
 * RJ: Sure thing, Verne. You just sit there and look miserable till I get back, all right? Perfect! Just like that! Hey, a fishing pole! I've been looking for a new one of those... Now, if I could just find some fish...
 * Hammy: RJ! Hey, RJ! I'm in the sewer!
 * RJ: No, Hammy, you're in an office! Which means LOTS and Lots of junk food. Stay right there, and i'll toss stuff to you!
 * Hammy: Stand here? I- I- In one place? For how long?
 * RJ: For just as long as you can.
 * Hammy: Okay gotta go bye!
 * RJ: I'll bet that big yellow lever controls the lasers... If I could get UP there... Hey, Verne! Did you turn them off?
 * Verne: Yeah, they're off! I guess that means it's my turn. I can't climb those gratings without claws... if I had a STEP of some kind, maybe I could JUMP up... Okay, I got the collar!
 * Hammy: Bring it here! Bring it here! Over here, Verne!
 * Verne: All right, Hammy, I'm coming.
 * Hammy: Yay! We got the cat collar. Loo, Verne, I'm a cat. Meow, meow, meow. I'm a big old cat. I like to sleep. Meow, meow. I just sleep and eat all day. Well? How was it? How was it?
 * Verne: Sewer-riffic. Ah, well. At least the worst is over.
 * Boris: Ha, HA! If you though THAT was dangerous, just wait till you meet the CAT LADY next door!
 * Verne: Just wait one minute, mister Beaver, I think you've gotten my family in enough trouble as it is.
 * Hammy: Ooh! Ooh! I haven't had enough yet!
 * Verne: Sigh...
 * Boris: The woman in this house lives with about three hundred cats. She's got enough cat food to feed an army!
 * Verne: And who do you think is dumb enough to face an army of big cats for a few cans of tuna?
 * RJ: Tuna! All right! That's what I'm talking about!
 * Hammy: Woo hoo!
 * Verne: Oh, never mind.
 * RJ: Okay, point me at the food, Boris!
 * Boris: A one-track mind! I like it! But remember ... I brought you here to pick up a HAIR DRYER. The food is just icing on the food.
 * RJ: There's CAKE? And ICING? Lemme at' 'em!
 * Boris: Okay, grab what you can, but hurry up. We're on schedule here!
 * RJ: Hey Boris, what happened to the MOUNTAINS of CAT FOOD you told me about?
 * Boris: Oh, THAT! She keeps it in the basement. You know ... with the CATS.
 * RJ: Oh, right. The CATS. The gigantic, scratchy, pointy cats.
 * Hammy: I'm here! Hey! Boris! I'm ready to go! Send me in!
 * Boris: Right through this air vent! Go get 'em, Tiger!
 * Hammy: Stella! What are you doing here?
 * Stella: I'm just here to meet some cat friends-- Hey! What are YOU doing here!
 * Hammy: I'm stealing cat food!
 * Stella: Oh, REALLY! Stealing from MY friends?
 * Hammy: Um-- uh-- I--
 * Stella: Ha, ha, ha! Let me help you out! These fat cats could use a bit of burglarizing! I think they stashed some more food over HERE... That's all the food! Now I just gotta explain to Tiger why this won't be a dinner date! Get over to the laundry chute. All right, head on up! I bet the others are wondering where you are!
 * Hammy: Bye, Stella!
 * Boris: There you are, Hammy! You almost missed the best part!
 * Hammy: The BEST part? What's the BEST part? Does it have cookies?
 * Boris: BETTER, you see that balcony up there? That's the lady's bedroom. You see I need YOU to go up there and grab her HAIR DRYER.
 * Hammy: Um... but... what if she eats me?
 * Boris: Unless you're made of chocolate, I don't think you're her type. ... ...But, don't let her see you.
 * Woman: Who's there? I thought I heard something.
 * Hammy: Good night, Hammy.
 * Woman: Hop to it. To better figure out which way he's way button. Fluffy Lumpkins, is that you? What was that?
 * Hammy: I got it! I got it, I got it! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
 * Boris: Sssshhhhhhh! Get that thing down here, and I'll meet ou in the kitchen!
 * Black Cat: It's him! The vermin who took all our food! Hurry up and nab him before the boss gets back! You know hoe he gets when he's hungry... Aah! The boss is back! I'm getting out of here! No one can with stand the wrath of FLUFFY LUMPKINS! (Laughs)
 * (Fluffy Lumpkins arrives)
 * Fluffy Lumpkins: RRRRROWR! Who took my trouty Treats?! My COLLAR! My precious collar!
 * Hammy: Cool! It opened a door! I want one! Can I have it?
 * Fluffy Lumpkins: No.
 * Boris: My hair dryer! Toss it here! Here, Hammy! Over here! HAMMY! Can he even hear me?
 * RJ: You get used to it.
 * Boris: That'll do great! Thanks, little buddy!
 * Hammy: What's it for? What's it for? Can we eat it?
 * Verne: Yeah, why don't you tell us why YOU need an industrial strength hair dryer?
 * Boris: Are you nuts? Look at the beautiful sheen on this fur! Fur doesn't dry itself, you know...
 * Verne: Yeah, um, actually...
 * Boris: Have you ever seen a a human with back hair like this, huh? This gadget is WASTED on them! Am I right or am I right?
 * Verne: Forget I asked.
 * Cable Guy: Do you realize how small a burglar would have to be to fit through yoru cat door?
 * Woman: But, it's the only explanation! All the doors were still locked when I got up this morning! Somebody used my little Fluffbudget's collat to get into my house!
 * Cable Guy: Well, that collar has a built-in-tracking device. Gimmie a couple of hours, and I'll find it for you... ...along with any little burglars who might have used it.
 * Verne: I need to return this collar RIGHT NOW, or it's going to lead the humans right to us! If I drop it off in a cat bed, maybe they'll think it was never gone! Great, NOW what am I going to do?
 * Hammy: Hey, Verne! Verne, look at me! I'm in a vent! Come over here! I think it's a way out!
 * Verne: I'll be right there, Hammy! Ugh, this place makes me dizzy.
 * Hammy: Hurry! Climb up! Climb up!
 * Verne: Hammy, I can't climb! Look at these, big stubby fingers!
 * Hammy: Oh! Ummmm... Um, um, um, um, I'm getting RJ!
 * Verne: You do that, Hammy...
 * Fluffy Lumpkins: Well, look at what the cat dragged in...
 * Verne: (Gulps) ...and hurry!
 * RJ: Hold on tight, Verne! I'll be there in a jiffy!
 * Verne: RJ, there are cats out there! BIG CATS!
 * RJ: Don't worry, Verne! I gotcha!
 * Verne: I just got my shell waxed!
 * RJ: (Sniffs) ...what's that smell?
 * Verne: It's the smell of our impending doom! Can we get out of here?
 * RJ: Wait just a sec, I think there's FOOD In there!
 * Verne: Of course, why worry about our LIVES, when we have a box of CRACKERS?
 * RJ: Exactly! I'll be right back.
 * Verne: RJ, I can't even get up there! Stubby hands? Remember? Fine, I'll find my own way out.
 * RJ: Mmmmm... groceries.
 * Verne: RJ, we' gotta get out of here! The human is right behind me!
 * Woman: Where is my little green kitty? (Gasps) Another kitty! And you're already dressed up!
 * Verne: RJ, come ON!
 * RJ: Stay right there! Just let me grab a few things!
 * Verne: RJ, that's ENOUGH, let's GO!
 * RJ: I'm coming... Wow, you should have seen yourself, Verne! You really showed those cats what you were made of! Youw ere like, BAM! POW! Take that, Scatwacket! You want some of this, Scrumpkins?
 * Hammy: Ooh! Ooh! Let me do a Verne impression! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
 * RJ: Hammy, stop helping.
 * Boris: Hey, Hammy! I've just found the perfect house for you! It's got more junk food than you'll even know what to do with! It's got candy, chips, crackers, cookies, and all I need is a...
 * Hammy: I like a cookie!
 * Boris: Whoah, slow down there, buddy! Save some for dessert!
 * Hammy: Talk about the cookies again!
 * Boris: You'll be swimming in cookie crumbs for decades! All you have to do is get inside that house, and fetch me... THE GALACTIC REMORE CONTROL!
 * Hammy: Ooh, pretty lights! RJ, pretty lights!
 * RJ: Yeah, and a huge gate. This guy's upped his security. I can't get through those lasers, Hammy! I'll need you to run around and shut them off.
 * Hammy: Can I touch the pretty red lights?
 * RJ: NO! Do NOT touch the pretty red lights!
 * Hammy: Hey, a hole! RJ, can I play in the hole? Can I Can I?
 * RJ: Only if it gets closert to the BUTTON that turns off the LASERS!
 * Hamster: Walls... closing... in! I'm going nuts! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
 * Hammy: Um ... I think that big weird ball is CRAZY.
 * Hamster: AAAAAAAGH!
 * Hamster 2: Boss, why doesn't THAT GUY have to be in a ball?
 * Hamster 3: He's a WILD ANIMAL! Get HIM!
 * RJ: Hammy, leave me out of this! Hit the button when the hamsters are gone! Okay, Borris, said we could get in through a pipe in the cellar.
 * Hammy: That might be hard, RJ! The cellar is full of water!
 * RJ: What? Show me!
 * Hammy: There was a switch up there, but I couldn't reach it!
 * RJ: Never fear, Hammy! I know what just to do. Okay ... at least that did something. What I need is some kind of DRAIN switch.
 * Hammy: Gate clsoed!
 * RJ: Thanks, Hammy, I didn't noticed! Must be anohter way out of here... What?! I'm trapped?! What is with all the TRAPS?! Boris is going think THIS is HILARIOUS.
 * Hammy: Woooooow...
 * Verne: Hammy, did you hear something?
 * Hammy: Did it sound like a big pile of super-delicious sugary food?
 * Verne: I'm not sure that would sound like, but... NO.
 * Hammy: Just give me a couple of minutes!
 * Verne: Hammy ... fine, but I'm staying right here.
 * Hammy': I'll be back!
 * RJ: HAAAAAMMYY! HEEEEEELP!
 * Verne: See, I TOLD you I heard something!
 * RJ: AAAAAGH! HAMSTERS! SHOO! GET AWAY!
 * Hammy: Oh, no! Hamsters! Verne, guard the food! I'm going in!
 * Verne: Hamsters? You're scared of HAMSTERS? Do you know what a hamster IS?
 * RJ: Whew! I thought I'd have to gnaw my leg off or something...
 * Hammy: Eeeew!
 * Verne: RJ! Get up here, quick!
 * RJ: Okay, Hammy ... Mom's calling. I better go.
 * Verne: RJ, get up here! You won't believe this!
 * RJ: I know! So many boxes of food! It's like a dream!
 * Verne: No, RJ, I want you to look out the WINDOW, RJ, are you listening?
 * RJ: Of course, you said... pick up all the delicious food and throw it out the window!
 * Verne: NO!
 * RJ: One minute, Verne! Just one minute!
 * Verne: (Sighs) Go. RJ, could you get over here now, PLEASE?
 * RJ: Right, you said something about... looking out a window?
 * Verne: Just come here and see for yourself!
 * RJ: All right, Verne, what's so special about this window of yours?
 * Verne: Look behind the tool shed.
 * Hammy: It's a SEWER!
 * Verne: No, Hammy. That's a pile of garbage. In the WOODS.
 * RJ: ANd they say humans arent't so thoughtful. He delivers it right to our door!
 * Verne: This stuff is poisonous, RJ. He's dumping it out here because he doesn't care if we get sick.
 * RJ: All right, Verne, it's open. Are you SURE you know what you're doing?
 * Verne: I've never been so sure. YOU gusy can do whatever you want, but I'M going to show this human what it's like to have a house full of garbage!
 * 'RJ": (Sniffs) They grow up so fast! Come on, Hammy! Let's haul some trash.
 * Hammy: Yay!
 * RJ: Verne! Hammy's got a pile of garbage for you right outside the kitchen!
 * Verne: The kitchen. Those are usually on the GROUND floor, right? Now, I have to go up some STAIRS. OH boy...
 * RJ: I KNOW! Look at this feast! Can you believe it?
 * Verne: But, the HUMAN is SITTING ... RIGHT ... THERE. Let seelping bears LIE, RJ.
 * RJ: Ooh, Verne. That hurt me. Right here. In my stomach.
 * Verne: Fine, grab all the food you want. I'll be in the kitchen.
 * RJ: Sweet! Hammy, get in that window! We've only got a minute or so to before Verne has a hissy fit!
 * Verne: RJ, if you don't get in here, your blender privileges are revoked!
 * RJ: Where do I get a kitchen like THIS?
 * Verne: RJ, it's about time! Get up here and help! The garbage will be ready in a couple of minutes!
 * RJ: All right! I can clear all the food out of this place in a couple of minutes!
 * Verne: Yeah, well, that's not quite what I-- whatever, knock yourself out. All right, the garbage is here! Get ready to load up on it, RJ!
 * RJ: Hey, uh... I just remembered ... um... we told Boris we'd get him a galactic remote control! Time is of the essence, Verne! That tiny elevator should get me up to the bedroom...
 * Verne: He doesn't mind carrying toxic waste when it's EDIBLE...
 * Hammy: Trash is here!
 * Verne: THanks, Hammy! I know just where to put it.
 * RJ: Hmm... Hamster ... dead plant... nerd poster... hamster... There it is! I'm coming to rescue you, little guy!
 * Voice: Warning! Return the Galactic Remote within one minute, or else.
 * RJ: Or else what?
 * Voice: You don't want to know.
 * RJ: Uh... little help here?
 * Verne: RJ! Bring it to the window! We'll give you something to replace it with!
 * RJ: Oh! Right! Good plan!
 * Verne: Here, put this brick back on the dresser!
 * RJ: It doesn't LOOK much like a remote.
 * Verne: Hurry UP, you don't have much time left!
 * Voice: Thank you for returning the Galactic Remote. Have a nice day.
 * RJ: Oh, you too.
 * Verne: RJ, let's go!
 * RJ: So, I grabbed the Galactic Remote ... and suddenly, the alarm went off!
 * All: Gasp!!
 * Ozzie: We're you scared?
 * RJ: I didn't have time to be scared, I swung down, foguht my way through a dozen hamsters, but the clock was ticking, and it was just me against the...
 * Verne: JUST YOU? Wasn't that when you started shouting for help?
 * RJ: Where's the MUTE button on this thing?
 * Hammy: It won't turn on!
 * Boris: Hey there, Hammy, old pal! You looking for some excitement?
 * Hammy: These TV buttons don't work.
 * Boris: Oh, let me see that. Oh, yeah, you've got a ... a busted motivator and some... uh ... bad tonsils in here. Why don't I just fix this up for you?
 * Hammy: Please, please, please? I miss my stories SOOO much!
 * Boris: Of course! But only if you do something for me...
 * White Rat: RRRRRAAAAER! go away, silly squirrel! This is our sewer, and you CAN'T have it! You CAN'T!
 * Hammy: Hello, scary rats! I'm looking for a big tall pipe that will take me to a magical land full of food! Can you--
 * White Rat: GO AWAY! We will fight you, and then we will win, and then you will LEAVE! You beat him, but he was stupid! We are the smart ones, silly squirrel! You cannot get us up here! HA, HA, HA!
 * Rat: Yo, boss! The lasers are all blinking out!
 * White Rat: Oh, no, the BUTTON! Stop him! STOP HIM before he pushes the button!
 * Rat: You got it, boss.
 * White Rat: Dfend the food!
 * Hammy: Ooh! Ooh, LOOK! A way OUT! Who am I talking too? Stop talking, Hammy! No, YOU stop talking! No, YOU!
 * RJ: Hey, Hambone, just the critter I wanted to see! The rats keep all their food down here, I think we've got a couple minutes before they show up to defend it. Get in there and grab all you can!
 * Hammy: Okay!
 * RJ: Hammy, look out, they're HERE!
 * Hammy: Whoah! Nice rats! Nice rats! Aaagh! RJ, get me out of here!
 * RJ: Hmm ... a drain switch. Hold on, Hammy, I've got an idea! NOW, how are we going to get out? Hammy, the room is flooding! Jump! Get to higher ground! Way to go, Hammy! You run ahead, I'll keep the rats off your tail!
 * Hammy: RJ, there is WAY too much water in here!
 * RJ: Come on, Hammy ... How can you have TOO MUCH sewer water?
 * Hammy: It's the PIPE! I found the PIPE!
 * RJ: What pipe? Where are you, Hammy? What are you trying to do?
 * Hammy: It's so big and tall and wonderful! I can't wait to crawl inside and---
 * RJ: You're going to CRAWL INSIDE A SEWER PIPE? Remmeber what Verne said about thinking things through?
 * Hammy: Yup! Gotta go, bye!
 * RJ: HAMMY! Fine, I'm coming to you! WHat are you doing down here, anyway, Hammy?
 * Hammy: Um... um ... OH! Yeah! I'm crawling up this pipe!
 * RJ: I see that. Where are you going? What is at the top?
 * Hammy: (Gasps) Oh ... oh ... I know this one... It's... OH YEAH! it's the Mini Mega Mega Mart! Boris says it's filled with delicious food, and he needs us to get him some DUCK TAPE!
 * RJ: A mini-mart? Yes, of course! Why didn't I think of it before! It's the perfect heist! Get up that pipe, Hammy, I'll go get the others!
 * Hammy: TADA! Ack! Cough! Ick! Uggh!
 * RJ: Hammy! Did you make it? Are you inside?
 * Hammy: I smell like... like... ugh! Agh! Ew! Aw! Ick!
 * RJ: I'll take the gagging as a yes!
 * Verne: Eugh!
 * RJ: Phlegh! All right, boys! This place has some serious security, so...
 * Hammy: My fur is sticky!
 * RJ: Hammy, FOCUS!
 * Verne: Um, RJ? There's a-a-a- AAAAGH!
 * RJ: There's something behind me, isn't there?
 * Chihuahua: INVADERS! DELICIOUS TRESPASSERS!
 * RJ: Get out of here! I'll keep him busy!
 * Hammy: AAAAAAAAAAGH!
 * RJ: Here, boy! Here, doggie! Ha! You want to play fetch with my nine-iron? Hammy! Shut off the security system! Quick!
 * Hammy: Okay! Right! Um ... where's the security system?
 * RJ: Ow! That's my leg, not a chew toy!
 * Chihuahua: Grrrrrr!!!
 * Hammy: Uh... You sound busy! Bye!
 * Verne: Oh no, lasers! Now, we're in a pickle! Hammy, you have to find a way to turn these off? Understand?
 * Hammy: Mmm... pickles! You want pickles! Got it!
 * Verne: Sigh...
 * Rat: This is OUR kitchen! Get your big tail outta here!
 * Hammy: I need to get by! My friends are in trouble!
 * Rat: Then, you'll have to fight through ALL OF US!
 * Stella: Hey there, Hammy! Would you look at all this food!
 * Hammy: Stella! RJ's in trouble!
 * Stella: RJ's STOMACH's gonna be in trouble if we don't pick up some food along the way!
 * Hammy: Food! There's food?
 * Stella: Hammy! You're in the kitchen! Go get us some snacks! You got two-and-a-half minutes!
 * Hammy: Right-o!
 * Stella: All right, you picked this place clean! Hey, look! A vent just opened!
 * Hammy: Wow! It's like magic! Hey, big rats! How do I turn off the security system?
 * Chihuahua: Come down here, and we'll tell you!
 * Chihuahua 2: You just push those two buttons.
 * Chihuahua: SSSSHHHH! Be quiet!
 * Hammy: I guess I'm on my own. RJ! the security system is off! Tell Verne I couldn't find the pickles!
 * Chihuahua: INTRUDERS! SUMMON THE BOSS HUMAN!
 * Verne: RJ! We can't let him warn the humans!
 * RJ: I'll chase him down! YOU go get us some food!
 * Boris: Verne! I'm over here! Toss me the duct tape!
 * Verne: OH, no! We didn't risk our necks to get you some TAPE! Stand there while I toss you some food!
 * Boris: All right, but the dogs have already called the manager! Quick! He's almost there! Into the vent!
 * Verne: Wait! RJ's still out there!
 * Boris: We're not leaving here without my duct tape! You hear that, RJ! A deal's a deal!
 * RJ: I hear you! I'll get your duct tape! Hammy's deal-making privlilges are hereby revoked.
 * Voice: Security system igniated.
 * Boris: That wasn't so hard, now, was it?
 * RJ: Let's go home.
 * Boris: Thanks for all the duct tape, little guy! I'll just be going now...
 * Hammy: Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Um... Um... Oh, yeah! Why did you lie to me about the bathroom? Why do you need duct tape? Do you know a duck? What's his name? Because mine's Hammy!
 * Boris: See the pretty shiny thing? Go get it!
 * Hammy: Wheeeeeee! I've got a shiny thing! I've got a shiny thing! Shiny, shiny, shiny thing! Shiny shiny, thing-thing-thing!
 * Verne: Okay, it's been seven hours of that song; I'll bite. What IS that thing, exactly, Hammy?
 * Hammy: Um ... shiny thing?
 * Ozzie: I believe that this a wireless transponder. The children have been using it to obtain videos from someplace called The Inter net.
 * Verne: Wait, this thing takes VIDEOS from somewhere else... and brings them here? For free?
 * Hammy: My stories! Verne, PLEEEEEEASE please, please, can we get them? Please? Boris said this vent was the BEST way to get inside--- WHA! HOT, HOT, HOT! AAGH! What was THAT?! I gotta get outta here! Oh, this place just got really scary! I guess he didn't like the presents we left him last time!
 * Hamster: Sarge, the intruder got past the perimeter!
 * Sarge: Are the boys charging the laser grid?
 * Hamster: Yes, but if he releases them, they'll run away! And the laser grid will fail!
 * Sarge: Hold him off as long as you can! Reinforcements are on the way!
 * RJ: Verne, are you all psyched to go in there?
 * Verne: ME? Why would I go in there? I don't even LIKE TV!
 * RJ: This isn't about YOU, Verne! It's about HAMMY!
 * Verne: Well, THAT wasn't manipulative.
 * Hamster: Come on, boys! Let's get him! Fan out and attack!
 * Verne: Gulp... All right, Hammy, we've got your shows. Let's go home before something BAD happens.
 * Hammy: Bu- bu- but what about all this food?
 * Verne: Food? WHAT Foo-- I swear that wasn't there a moment ago.
 * RJ: Did someone way food?
 * Verne: NOW you show up?! I'll be outside. Be quick about it.
 * Hammy: Yay! Food!
 * Verne: Guys, the BASEMENT is FLOODING! Get out of there!
 * Hammy: Um ... I like being dry! Bye!
 * RJ: Just... one... more... delicious... chocolate! Wait! I'm coming!
 * Verne: The door's locked, RJ! We can't get it open!
 * RJ: You guys are leaving me high and dry? ...er, so to speak? So long, basement! Dry Land, here I come! Hey, guys... Has it been raining today?
 * Verne: It hasn't rained in weeks. Why?
 * RJ: Well, for one thing, the ground's wet. For another, that BASEMENT we were in just filled with WATER.
 * Hammy: Verne! There's a river in the street! Can we go swimming?
 * Verne: Not right after eating, you'll get a cramp...
 * RJ: What's going on here? It was Boris! He took the stuff we gave him, and built a giant beaver dam! That's where all the water came from!
 * Verne: Gee, helping him was a really GREAT IDEA.
 * RJ: Verne, this isn't the time to worry about who was right and who was wrong...
 * Verne: This is just like you, RJ! You never think ahead, and now the forest is going to turn into a LAKE!
 * Hammy: Bu- bu- but ... if the forest is a lake, how will I find my NUTS?
 * RJ: Well, I guess this is the front door, Verne, knock on it.
 * Verne: Me?! Why don't YOU go first?
 * RJ: What are you afraid of, Verne? It's just a rickety pile of sticks holding back millions of gallons of water.
 * Hammy: I'll go!
 * RJ: No, Hammy! Verne is right, I should have seen through this guy from the beginning. I'll go. Aw, how cute! You're like little tiny Borises!
 * Gopher: Uncle Boris said is not to talk to strangers!
 * Gopher 3: He said attack them on sight!
 * RJ: Whoah! Calm down!
 * Verne: RJ! There's a lot of locked doors in here!
 * Hammy: You can open them, can't you?
 * RJ: Guys, if there's one thing I've learned this week it's that every door can be opened, usually by a bright red switch positioned strategically nearby.
 * Hammy: WHEEEEEE!
 * Verne: We're in!
 * Hammy: Way to go, RJ!
 * RJ: He's got rats working for him, too? I can't beat THEM in a fair fight. Of course, when was the last time I fought a fair fight?
 * Verne: RJ, you have skills. Mad skills.
 * Hammy: RJ, for the win!
 * Verne: Oh, look. Another door.
 * RJ: How many nephews do you HAVE, Boris?
 * Verne: RJ! Don't open the door with all those beavers out there!
 * Hammy: THe door up here is locked! Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we going to do!
 * Verne: Calm down, Hammy, I'll find a way through. Look at these huge machines! If I can jam them up, maybe the whole dam will fall apart! Well, THAT didn't work. Wait! A cdontrol room! Maybe I can shut the place down from there!
 * Hammy: RJ, the door opened by itself!
 * Verne: Hammy? Aaaaagh! Hammy, can - you - hear - me?
 * Hammy: Aaagh! The dam is talking to me!
 * VErne: Hammy, it's Verne! I'm in the control room! I opened the door! Now, get to the TOP of the dam! That's where Boris is!
 * Hammy: Yay! I made it to the top! I made it! I made it!
 * Boris: Hammy! What are you doing here?
 * Hammy: Um... Um... Oh! Ooh! I'm here to stop you and take apart your big pile of sticks!
 * Boris: Hahahahahahaha! You're joking, right? I built this dam to last forever! No one can take it apart! Not even you!
 * Verne: Hammy! You've got to get to the island where Boris is standing!
 * Hammy: But Boris said I can't take the dam apart!
 * Verne: Hammy, he's WRONG. You can still win. Now, get on that island! Okay, Hammy, once you get on the island, you need to PUSH THREE BUTTONS that are sticking up out of the ground!
 * Hammy: Why/
 * Verne: Those buttons will let the water loose! But only if you ALL THREE, partically at the SAME TIME.
 * Hammy: Verne, the buttons don't work!
 * Verne: I think that Boris is jamming them!
 * RJ: Hammy! Distract Boris with your squirrel ninja powers!
 * Verne: RJ, give me that microphone! Hammy, I told you the TV doesn't work anymore.
 * Hammy: But, but, but, but... I love TV.
 * RJ: Hey, guys, all of Boris' stuff's gone. All I found was this note.
 * Hammy: Yay. Stuff. Um, I can't read beaver.
 * Verne: Dear Squirrel and friends, by the time you read this I will move on to some other city where I can make another dam. That is after all when I do.
 * Hammy: I already missed him so much.
 * Verne: As a token of my appreciation, I left a little present for you all right behind you in plain view.
 * Hammy: Yay. This is my favorite present ever, ever, ever, ever. What is it?
 * RJ: It's a satellite dish, Hammy. Look.
 * Hammy: Yay. My stories.
 * RJ: This calls for the celebration.
 * Hammy: (Gasps) Oh, my stories. Oh, kirk. I'm convincet of the handful. I wonder if... Oh, a cooking show. It's that chocolate or is it? Hey, Super hunters, mega hundred go. My favorite episode the giant turtle mon-- Oh, no. They took a baby and they move.

GBA Version

 * Hammy: Hey! What's wrong with the TV? It's only showing the winter show! But, there's still 51 days until winter!! Maybe RJ and Verne can fix it! RJRJRJ!!! VERNEVERNEVERNE!!!
 * RJ: What's up, HAMMYHAMMYHAMMY?
 * Hammy: The- The- The TV... It's um... TV The TV's not... Uh... What are you guys doing?
 * Verne: RJ was just showing me how to play golf!
 * Hammy: WOWW! I love golf! ...What's golf?
 * RJ: It's a game where you have to hit a ball into--
 * Hammy: I wanna play! Let me play!
 * Verne: Alright, alright! Hold on and we'll show you how to play... Okay Hammy, listen up. We're going to hit a ball into a hole across this clearing. Go run around the course and find the hole. Yell back when you're ready for us to hit the ball.
 * Hammy: How do I do that? YIPPIE!! Sounds fun! okay! Hit the ball to the hole now!
 * Verne: Great! Now you have to choose how hard to hit the ball.
 * Hammy: It's in! It's i! It's in!
 * Verne: All right! Thanks for your help, Hammy!
 * Hammy: That was fun! Let's do that again!
 * RJ: Alright, then follow us to the next course! This time it'll be a little harder. There will be rectangular and circular objects blocking our way to the hole. Go scope outthe course and yell when you're ready!
 * Hammy: Yes, sir, Mr. RJ, sir! We did it!
 * Verne: This is working out with great with Hammy's help!
 * RJ: Yeah it is! Noow, let's go make it a little more interesting...
 * Hammy: What are you going to teach me now? How to drive a golf cart?
 * 'Verne: Er, no... This isn't a video game...
 * RJ: What I want you to do now is help us set up this course! Walk up to a pushable rock or log, to grab onto it, then to push and pull back and forth!
 * Verne: Move everything out of my way and let me know when I have a clear shot!
 * Hammy: Yay! Pushing stuff is always fun!
 * RJ: That's what we thought...
 * Hammy: Okay, okay, concentrate, Hammy... Again! Again! This is more fun than watching TV-- Oh, no! I forgot about the TV!
 * Verne: What's wrong with the TV?
 * Hammy: Every channel is snowing!
 * RJ: Snowing? You mean static? Hmm, the cable must be out.
 * Hammy: Out? Well, tell it to come home!
 * RJ: C'mon, let's go find out what happened to the cable at the house we're getting it from. I don'tt see anything wrong with the cable... But, I see an animal in trouble!
 * Hammy: An animal in trouble? Is he all cute and cuddly? We gotta help!
 * RJ: Right you are, Hamilton! Maybe if we hit the cage hard enough it will break open.
 * Verne: You could hurt yourself, though, RJ.
 * RJ: You're right, but I gave an idea... Hammy, set a course up so I can hit a BALL into the cage and break it open! You'll have to make it so I can do it in under 12 strokes, or else the humans will hear all the noise!
 * Hammy: Okay! Oh, no! Humans discovered us! RUN! We did it, he's free!
 * Boris: Thanks, buddy! My name's Boris!
 * Hammy: I guess he's kinda cute and cuddly...
 * RJ: Quick! Let's get back over the hedge before a human finds us!
 * Boris: Thank you so much for rescuing me!
 * Hammy: Anything for a fellow cute and cuddly animal!
 * Boris: Cute? No way! Cuddly? Maybe...
 * Verne: Boris, what were you doing in that guy's yard, anyway?
 * Boris: WWhat? Oh, yeah. I was looking for tools so I can build the biggest dam in the world!
 * Hammy: The biggest dam in the world? Wow, that's amazing!! Um, what's a dam?
 * Boris: It's where us beavers live. Now, tel me... What's that amazing thing you did to rescue me?
 * RJ: It's called golf.
 * 'Boris: Hmm, that could be the answer to all my problems. Please, show me how to play!
 * RJ: Sure! Come right this way! Hammy, go set course for our new friend. We added triangles to this course.
 * Hammy: Kickin' triangles! Cool! That was great, Boris!
 * Boris: That's a brilliant game! But, we could use it for so much more...
 * Hammy: MORE? How?!
 * Boris: I have a proposition for you... We can use golf to more safely steal from the humans. By using a ball isntead of ourselves, there's no danger of being captured or hurt!
 * Hammy: I HATE being hurt!
 * Verne: And what exactly would we want to steal?
 * Boris: If you help me steal the tools I need to build my dam, then I'll help you get more yummy food!
 * Hammy: Like cookies?!
 * Boris: Anything you want! What do you guys say?
 * RJ: I say you've got yourself a deal! Over the hedge we go!
 * Boris: Okay, see that tool shed? We need to hit the ball as hard as we can into the door to knock it open.
 * Hammy: No problem!
 * RJ: Hammy, it looks like I can hit the ball through one of those pipes to get it closer to the shed. Go set up the course and then tell me which pipe to shoot the ball through. Remember to keep an eye on the threat meter... We don't want the humans to hear us!
 * Hammy: Okay, RJ! You did it! The door is open!
 * Boris: All right! It worked! Now we can--
 * Verne: Uh guys... I think I hear something... And it doesn't sound cuddly... What's going on? It looks like something's coming out of the ground!
 * RJ: Oh, no! It's another Depelter turbo! And it's got Hammy cornered!
 * Verne: Hammy! Use your boomerang to break its three power generators!
 * Hammy: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 * RJ: HAMMY!!! THROW THE BOOMERANG AT IT AND KEEP BOUNCING IT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL YOU DESTROY THE THREE POWER GENERATORS!!!
 * Verne: YOU DESTROYED IT, HAMMY!
 * Hammy: *ant* I-- *pant*  That-- *pant* We-- *pant* You-- *pant* What just happened? *pant*
 * Verne: Easy Hammy, calm down. You're all right.
 * RJ: Yeah you're fine, Hammy. You did great out there!
 * Hammy: Great out where? Whwere are we? Are we in Madagascar? Who are you?
 * RJ: Uh... He's just in shock... Give him a few minutes and he'll be back to normal... Well, normal for Hammy...
 * Boris: Hmm, that was too close a call. I think we should head back to the forest for some practice.
 * Hammy: Good idea, mister talking donkey! ...Which way to the enchasnted forest?...
 * Boris: Are you feeling better, Hammy? Are you ready to learn about some new objects?
 * Hammy: I'd love to learn about writing somew new checks Mr. Boris the Beaver...
 * Boris: Um, that's Boris the Beav-- Ah never mind, you'll be fine.
 * RJ': Just get out there and tell you what to do next.
 * Hammy: Oohhh kaayyy Aarrr Jaayyy!!!
 * RJ: As you can see, we put out some Bouncy Mushrooms.
 * Hammy: Yummy mushrooms...
 * RJ: Don't eat the mushrooms, Hammy... They don't taste like cookies.
 * Hammy: I like cookies...
 * RJ: Hey look, he's getting better!
 * Verne: Hammy, whenever the ball touches a Bouncy Mushroom, it'll bounce off really fast! Now set up the course and yell when you're ready! YYESSS!!!
 * Boris: Much better! I think we're ready for another try. I've already got a picked out...
 * Hammy: There better not be any moer Depelter Turbos!
 * Boris: Okay, here's the plan. I need some parts from that lawnmower. If we can get the ball sucked up under that lawnmower, it will jam it and allow me to take it apart.
 * RJ: I'll be hitting this time. This yard seems to have a lot of Cushions. Cushions are the opposite of Bouncy Mushrooms... The ball won't bounce off them at all.
 * Boris: Okay, Hammy, you know what to do!
 * Hammy: I do? Oh yeah, I do! Yay! It jammed the lawn mower!
 * Boris: Great job, everyone!
 * Hammy: That was great! Let's do another one!
 * Stella: Hey, just what have you guys been up to all day?
 * Hammy: We've been playing golf!
 * Boris: And who is this lovely lady?
 * Stella: The name's Stella... And back off, or I'll sic my boyfriend, Tiger, on you!
 * Boris: A tiger! Oh uh, I um, didn't mean to--
 * RJ: Relax, Boris. Tiger is just a house cat.
 * Boris: A house cat? That's even worse!
 * Hammy: Stella! You should play with us! You'll love it!
 * Stella: You think so? I guess I could give it a shot. Tiger is much better than me at golf, though.
 * RJ: That's alright... Your gas attack will work better than golf anyway! C'mon, let's try! I've discovered a little trick. If you get the ball in one of those gopher holes... The gophers living inside will throw it out somewhere else!
 * Hammy: Gopher it, Stella!
 * Stella: All right, all right! Hammy, go set up and let me know when I can play!
 * Hammy: You got it in, Stella!
 * Stella: Whoo-Wee! That was fun!
 * Boris: Fantastic job, Stella! You should come with us on our next mission!
 * Stella: Sure thing! I'd love to help out! Okay, so what's the plan here?
 * Boris: There's another tool shed I need opened. Hopefully this time there won't be any Depelter Turbos.
 * Verne: It looks like there's something new in this yard too. Those fans are blowing a strong wind that will change the direction of the ball!
 * RJ: Remember that when planning out the course. Okay, Hammy?
 * Hammy: Okay!
 * Stella: I did it! I did it!
 * Hammy: Yay for Stella! Let's do another! Let's do another!
 * Boris: Yes, Hammy, our next mission will be--
 * Verne: Hold on. You said you'd also help us plan ways to steal food too.
 * RJ: Yeah, I'm starving, let's grab some grub!
 * Boris: But, we don't have time-- Oh all right. Let's check out this house here. This place seems to have a lot of food.
 * RJ: We'll need to distract the humans long enough for us to get all the food we need, though.
 * Boris: I have an idea. Stella, Hammy... Follow me to the Living Room. See all these blocks that the kids left around? If we can hit the ball into them and knock them over... ...Then the humans will have to pick them all up... ...Giving us time to take food from the Kitchen!
 * Stella: Good plan, Boris!
 * Boris: I know! Now get a move on, Hammy! The mess in the Living Room will keep them busy... Now, Hammy and Stella, you need to wqork together... to get the ball from the refrigerator... to short circuit it so the door will open!
 * Hammy: Cool!
 * Boris: Alright Hammy... Hop to it!
 * Hammy: Hop? Why does everyone always think I'm a rabbit-squirrel? WWOWWW!!!
 * Boris: Quick! Let's all grab the loot and get out of here!
 * Stella: Look at all the food we got!
 * Hammy: It's enough to feed a bear!
 * RJ: Please don't remind me of that...
 * Verne: Well, I think we should celebrate our new success!
 * Boris: But-- Shouldn't we be planning our next mission--
 * Verne: I think that can wait until tomorrow. Besides, you need to meet the rest of our family! HEY, EVERYONE! COME OVER HERE AND MEET OUR NEW FRIEND!
 * RJ: Everyone, this is our new friend, Boris. He's been helping us gather all this great food!
 * Ozzie: Hello there! Ozzie's my name, playing 'possum's my game!
 * Heather: He means playind dead! Hi, I'm Heather,, Ozzie's my dad.
 * Lou: Well, hello, friend! My name's Lou and this here is my wife, Penny.
 * Penny: Jeepers, what big teeth you have! Oh dear, I'm sorry... These are our children, Bucky, Spike, and Quillo.
 * Bucky: What's...
 * Spike: ...up...
 * Quillo: ...dude?
 * Boris: It's very nice to meet you all! Any friends of Hammy are friends of mine!
 * Verne: Actually, where the heck IS Hammy?
 * Hammy: *pant* Sorry... *pant* I'm... *pant* Here...
 * Verne: Where were you, Hammy?
 * Hammy: I was making a new game for our party! Come play!
 * Verne: What's all this?!
 * Hammy: It's a game I invented! It's called WinBall! The objective is to WIN... And you play with a BALL!
 * Verne: How, er... Imaginative.
 * RJ: How exactly do you play?
 * Hammy: You hit a big ball into the course... And try to break all these garden gnomes!
 * Stella: That's so nuts it just might be fun!
 * Hammy: Nuts?! Where?!
 * Verne: That was actually a lot of fun!
 * RJ: Yeah, thanks Hammy!
 * Boris: Yes, good job, Hammy! Well, let's all get some rest... And meet me back here tomorrow to discuss our next mission!
 * Ozzie: Hey, there, Boris. Is there any way I can help you guys on your missions?
 * Boris: Sure! We can use all the help we can get!
 * Ozzie: Graet! I can use this croquet set RJ got me for Halloween.
 * Boris: Perfect! Well, let's start with some training. Hey, Hammy! Help me set up a course for Ozzie! Once Hammy sets the course up for you... Try to hit the ball in the hole.
 * Ozzie: Yes sir, Captain!
 * Boris: Great job, Ozzie! You're definitely good enough to join our next mission!
 * Ozzie: All right!
 * Hammy: Yaayyy!!!!
 * Boris: There's a trap blocking the way to more tools I need. We'll need to hit it with a ball to set off the trap. These people have decorated their yard with Windmills. That means you'll have to time your shot... So the ball will go between the spinning blades! Good luck! Great! Now we can get past the trap and to the tools!
 * RJ: Hey guys, this house has some great food inside! When you're done there, come in and help us gather some!
 * Boris: But, we already have enough-- Oh fine...
 * RJ: We're going to have more problems than I thought. The room is full of mouse traps. Hit them all with a ball to get them off safely. There's a human baby on some kind of bouncy device! You'll have to time your shots to go under her.
 * Hammy: Ew, human babies are so messy! Okay, Madame Spill-o-QUeen, you've met your match!
 * Ozzie: That's all of them!
 * RJ: Great! It should be safe to walk to the kitchen now! Let's do the same thing we did last time. Just get the ball under the refrigerator, Ozzie... And it will short circuit and open up!
 * Ozzie: Sounds like a plan!
 * Hammy: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
 * Verne: Guys, guys! Come quick! There's something terrible!
 * Hammy: Oh, no, it's horrible! ...um... What is it?
 * Verne: It's a construction yard... Humans are planning to build more houses in our forest!
 * RJ: What?! Don't they have enough houses already?! We've got to stop them!
 * Hammy: But, how? Those machines look all mean and scary.
 * RJ: I'm not sure... But I DO know how we can slow them down... You see all those wooden signs? The humans need those to tell them what to do. If we break them all, they'll have to start all over!
 * Verne: Well, what are we waiting for? No one's ripping down any more of my forest! Go set up a course for me Hammy, I'll handle this one...
 * Hammy: Yes, sir, Uncle Verne!
 * Verne: That should slow them down forever!
 * RJ: Couldn't have done it myself, Verne. Hey, how did you find out about this anyway?
 * Verne: I overheard some humans talking about it.
 * RJ: Take us to their house... We have to put a stop to all of this construction forever!
 * Verne: These people are paying for the construction.
 * RJ: Perfect! They just bought new decorative garden gnomes! We shou;d smash them all with a ball!
 * Hammy: Hammy smash!
 * RJ: It will cost them so much to repair... That they won't be able to afford the construction costs! Go set up the course for me, Hammy... I want to get started right away!
 * Hammy: HAMMY SMASH!!!
 * RJ: There! Got 'em all! Wait, what's that sound?
 * Verne: Uh-oh... I remember that sound... Hammy, look out! It's another Depelter Turbo!
 * Hammy: AAAAHHHH!!!! I'M TOO FUZZY To DIE!!!
 * RJ: Just do what you did last time, Hammy! Throw a boomerang and destroy all the power generators! ALL RIGHT, HAMMY! YOU BEAT IT AGAIN!
 * Boris: Are you okay, Hammy?
 * Hammy: Hammy's not in right now, please leave a message after the *BURP*
 * Boris: Um... Yeah, you'll be fine... Look, I saw some great tools at the construction yard... We should head over and try to take some--
 * Verne: After all that?! I think we deserve a break!
 * RJ: Yeah! Let's go get some dessert for Hammy to calm him down. Dessert is his favorite meal, right Hammy?
 * Hammy: Deserts are too sandy to eat...
 * RJ: Look, these people seem to be having a party tomorrow... They have boxed up cakes everywhere!
 * Verne: We can probably break the boxes open with a ball! Hammy, go set up and I'll crack open those cakes!
 * Hammy: I love cake! And it's not even my birthday!
 * RJ: Hammy, these people have baby gates all over the house. If you step on the trigger plate next to a fence... The fence will go down! You can push heavy things onto the plates... ...to HOLD the fences open for you! Go try it out!
 * Hammy: I can push heavy things onto trigger plates... ...to hold the gates open!
 * Verne: That's all of them!
 * Hammy: YUMMY CAKES!!!
 * RJ: There's more in the kitchen! Come on!
 * Verne: I think that's enough cake for now. We don't want Hammy to have a sugar crash!
 * Boris: Great! Now we can go to the construction yard... ...and get the rest of the tools I need!
 * Verne: So what's the plan now, Borris?
 * Borris: Here are some tool boxes that have the tools I need. If we can break them all open safely with a ball... ...the tools will spill out for us! The workers left a lot of vacuums running through. So watch out, or they'll suck the ball in... ...and shoot it out in another direction!
 * Hammy: Cool! You're in for a shock, vacuum cleaners!
 * Boris: You got them all! Thanks!
 * RJ: Hey look what I found...
 * Boris: What'd you find, RJ?
 * RJ: It's a wallet... And it belongs to the construction worker in charge!
 * Verne: Look, it even has his address in it!
 * RJ: Hey, let's go to his house and hide his car keys... ...so he can't drive to the construction site!!
 * Verne: Great idea, RJ! Let's go do it now!
 * RJ: This human hid his car keys inside one of these vases. We'll have to smash them all to find and hide them!
 * Verne: Those thick rugs look like they'll slow the ball down a lot. Try to avoid letting the ball on them.
 * Hammy: Ha, ha! Nothing slows me down!
 * Verne: Unfortunately not... Just try and set up the course so we can avoid the rug.
 * RJ: Nothing here! Let's move on to the kitchen!
 * Verne: I'll handle this one. Tell me when you're ready, Hammy!
 * Hammy: The keys are in this one! Now, we can hide them somewhere else!
 * Verne: Wow, what a mess this place is now.
 * Hammy: It's like my bedroom!
 * Boris: Holy maple tree! Look what I found!
 * RJ: What is it, Boris?
 * Boris: It's plans for four more construction yards!
 * RJ: FOUR MORE?! We have to go stop them all!
 * Boris: Yeah... And grab some more tools while we're there... Okay, here's the first construction site. The keys to a bulldozer are hidden in that toolbox. Let's knock over the toolbox and get the tools-- I mean, the Keys.
 * RJ: Hmm, the humans have fans here for cooling off. Hammy, maybe if you turn the right fans on and others off... ...it could help us get the ball to the toolbox for us!
 * Hammy: Okay, I'll try!
 * RJ: Got it! Are there keys inside?
 * Boris: Um, I'll go check... You guys head over to the next construction site...
 * Penny: RJ! VERNE! HAMMY! STELLA! OZZIE!
 * RJ: Woah, easy there Penny and Lou... What's the problem...
 * Lou: It's the kids, RJ! Bucky, Spike, Quillo, and Heather went off to try a mission of their own and they got trapped!
 * Hammy: Oh, no! We gotta help them! We gotta! We gotta! We gotta!
 * Ozzie: My Heather?! Oh, dear!
 * RJ: Okay, just calm down everyone... We're going to go save them. Where are they?
 * Penny: They're trapped in a house over this way. Come on, we'll show you!
 * Stella: LooK! There are the porcupine kids in that cage! I bet I can knock open the cage with a ball!
 * RJ: Go for it, Stella! Just watdch out for those dogs... They're sleeping, but as they snore... ...they'll suck the ball towards them... ...and then blow the ball away from them!
 * Stella: Thanks for the tip. Go set everything up fo rme, Hammy... And yell when you're ready!
 * Bucky: We're free!
 * Verne: Where's Feather?
 * Spike: She's trapped in the kitchen!
 * Ozzie: I'll rescue her! C'mon, Hammy!
 * Quillo: Good luck!
 * Ozzie: Just stay calm, Pumpkin! Daddy will save you!
 * Heather: Oh, rhis is embarrassing...
 * Ozzie: Go set me up, Hammy!
 * Hammy: Okay, Ozzie. Hang on, Heather! Hammy and your daddy are here to save you!
 * Heather: That's what I'm worried about...
 * Hammy: You're free!
 * Ozzie: Oh Heather I'm so glad you're all right!
 * Heather: Oh, Dadm don't be so mushy... But, thank you for saving me. We're sorry for getting trapped, everyone. We just wanted to try and help.
 * Verne: That's okay, the important thing is that you're all safe.
 * Bucky: Whwere are you guys going next?
 * Verne: Well, there's another constuction site we were going to go--
 * Spike: Nope! You're wrong!
 * Verne: Wrong? What do you mean?
 * Quillo: We made a present for saving us... Another great game of Hammy's WinBall!
 * Hammy: WinBall!?!? I love that game!
 * Verne: Hahaha... Alright, we have time for some Winball. Knock yourself out, Hammy!
 * Hammy: But if I knock myself out... ...then I won't be able to play WinBall! We won WinBall!!!
 * Verne: Well, that was fun... But, we should go to the next construction site... ...before they start tearing down our forest!
 * Boris: Hey, guys... There are no good tools here... So we might as well go to the next constructuon yard...
 * RJ: Wait! We have to sabotage it so they don't build in our forest!
 * Boris: What? Oh, yeah. I forgot...
 * RJ: Come on Verne, it's your turn to hit. Let's break all the wooden signs again so they can't work. And make sure you hit the ball hard enough... ...to get through those Loop-the-Loop tubes!
 * 'RJ": Done here... Let's move on to the next construction site.
 * Boris: You guys go on ahead... Hammy and I have to do something first...
 * Hammy: Oh, boy! What are we doing, Boris? Are we gonna play WinBall?
 * Boris: No, not another game of PinheadBall... We have a more important mission...
 * Hammy: Cool! What is it?
 * Boris: Follow me...
 * Hammy: What are we doing in this house?
 * Boris: First, we need to get something in the closet there... If you promise not to tell anyone yet, then I'll let you have some food from the Kitchen...
 * Hammy: Oh boy, I love food! It tastes so good!
 * Boris: All you gotta do is set up this room so I can hit a ball... ...into the door of that closet so it will open!
 * Hammy: I'll do my best! You knocked the closet open!
 * Boris: Good! Now go to the Kitchen. I'll meet you there and we can get some food.
 * Hammy: Did you get what you needed from the closet? Is it time to get food?!
 * Boris: It sure is! You know the drill... Set up so I can short circuit the refrigerator.
 * Hammy: Yay! Food, food, food, food, FOOD! Foodfoodfoodfoodfoo--
 * Boris: ENOUGH! ...Just... Just hurry up please...
 * Hammy: Oh yeah... Sorry... .......... Food! FOOD! WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL FOOD!!!!
 * Boris: Shh! Keep your voice down! Hurry up and eat so we can go meet RJ and Verne... Hey guys, we're back.
 * Verne: Where were you two?
 * Hammy: We were getting food! Food, food, food!!!
 * RJ; But, we have enough foo--
 * Boris: Look, we should probably get started here.
 * RJ: Yeah, fine... What's the plan here, Boris?
 * Boris: Try knocking over all the toolboxes again. I only need afew more tools... ...so hopefully I can find them here. This construction yard has more advanced fans... If you press the button on their control panels... ...Then the fans will rotate!
 * RJ: Cool! Hammy, go change the direction of those fansto help us get the ball where we need it to go!
 * Hammy: Okay!
 * RJ: That's all of them! Do you see all the tools you need, Boris?
 * Boris: Errr... No.
 * Verne: That's all right, maybe it'll be at the last construction sitr we have to sabotage. Let's go! Here it is! The last construction yard!
 * Boris: Break open all the tool boxes! I MUST find everything I need to complete my dam!
 * Verne: Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find what you need. You heard the beaver, Hammy... Go out there and do your thing!
 * Hammy: You mean burping the "A B C's"?
 * Verne: What? No! I mean setting up the course!
 * Hammy: Oh, yeah!
 * Boris: YES! Now I have everthing I need to finish my dam!
 * RJ: And we stop the humans destroying our forest!
 * Verne: We should all go home and celebrate!
 * Hammy: Yeah! Boris, you should come live with us now!
 * Boris: Huh? Oh, no, no, I can't... I have too much to do. But, I do have something to give you for all your help.
 * Hammy: A present?! Oh, boy, oh boy, oh, boy! What is it?! A new WinBall? A cookie? A nutcracker? A video game?
 * Boris: Nope... It's rabbit ears!
 * Hammy: You... You stole rabbit ears off a cute and cuddly bunny?!
 * Boris: No, no, not from a bunny... From that closet! They're antennas for your TV! So you cant awtch your television shows again!
 * Hammy: WWOWWW!!! This is the best present ever in the whole entire world! Thank you, Boris!
 * Boris: Well, thank YOU for all your help! Okay, I have to go now... Bye, everyone!
 * RJ: Bye, Boris.
 * Verne: Take care of yourself!
 * Hammy: Now, I can watch all my favorite shows! "Family Turtle!"! "Robot Squirrels"! "Vicarious Brothers"! "All My Penguins"! Weeeeeeee!!!
 * RJ: Well, that certainly was nice of Boris to fix Hammy's TV.
 * Verne: Yes, though I wish Hammy had something... more interactive to simulate his brain--
 * Hammy: RJ! Verne! It's the TV! Every channel is showing the same thing again!
 * RJ: Oh, no, it's showing static again?
 * Hammy: No! It's the boring news!
 * RJ: The news? Let me see...
 * News Reporter: ...a huge dam that's flooding tne entire area! Reports say it will eventually cover everything in water, even up to the tree tops...
 * Verne: Tree tops? It'll flood our forest!
 * RJ: Oh, no! I bet it's Boris's dam that's flooding everything! Quick! Everyone, split up and try to find Boris's dam! We have to try and stop him!
 * Hammy: I found him! I found him! HEY, BORIS! YOUR DAM IS FLOODING THE TOWN!!! .... Nuts, he can't hear me! I'm going have to stop him myself! Okay, Hammy... it's just like the Depelter... I have to throw the boomerang to break the dam. He'll be mad and hit the back... But, he has no idea the how much damage he's doing! I hafta try!!! YES! The forest is saved!
 * Boris: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! But... But why... Why did you destroy my dam?
 * Hammy: Because it was... Um... It was... Uh... Cuz it was ugly??
 * RJ: Your huge dam was flooding the whole area with water and was about to destroy our forest! What? But, but that's impossible... My calculations--
 * Verne: Your calculations must have been wrong.
 * Boris: Oh, no... What have I done?! I've lost my home, all my tools, and now I've lost my new friends...
 * Verne: You haven't lost your friends!
 * RJ: Yeah, we know you didn't mean it do it. Believe me, I know what it's like to be blinded by your own needs.
 * Verne: Yeah, RJ got us in a lot of trouble once in the past... But,w e forgave him and now he lives with us!
 * Hammy: Hey! Since your home is destroyed... ...You should come live with us, Boris!
 * RJ: Yeah, at least until you build another... smaller... dam!
 * Boris: Really? Wow, you guys truly are the best friends I ever had!
 * RJ: Besides, I think the porcupine kids have set up some really challenging golf courses for us to play now!
 * Hammy: So, are you coming? Pretty, pretty please with acorns on top???
 * Boris: How could I say no to you, guys! Of course I'll come play with you!
 * Hammy: Yaayyy! Who needs TV when you have games to play with friends?!
 * Boris: ...Best friends...

DS Version

 * Boris: Yo, Squirrel.
 * Hammy: Oh, hi there! what's your nane, Mister Beaver?
 * Boris: Boris, at your service.
 * Hammy: I'm Hammy.
 * Boris: Nice to meet you. Um... Listen... Hammy, you know what happened at your cable, right?
 * Hammy: Do I get three gussess?
 * Boris: Huh! It's the Verm Tech Guy, Hammy! Dwayne stole your cable!
 * Hammy: Really, hmm?
 * Boris: No question. He stole your cable, and he wrecked my dam and lodge.
 * Hammy: Golly! So wheer did you go far...
 * Boris: Lodging? Let's not go there. Let's get back at him!
 * Hammy: Will it get my cable back?
 * Boris: Cable? Cable's the Stone Age, Hams. We'll get you interactive TV! And with a little planning, we can make the Verm Tech guy our one and only star!
 * Hammy: The Verm Tech guy on TV? Which channel?
 * Boris: Dwayne's gonna be on all the channels, Hams, twenty-four-seven. But, I'm gonna need your help.
 * Hammy: Yipee! Oh, and can my friends, RJ, Verne, and Stella help too? What do we do?
 * Boris: Sure thing, listen... We'll set up cameras, rig a few remotely operated doodads and when Dwayne comes on camera-whammo, you ram himand see the whole thing live on TV! With him out of the way, I can build the Eighth Wonder of the Malhal of lodges, the Dam to end all Dams! The operation is a go! Good luck, troops!
 * Hammy: Guys, we can call it Operation Let's get Hammy Inner-Active TV?
 * Stella: Yeah, that's real catchy, Hammy.
 * Verne: Catchy like a cold.
 * RJ: Hammy, we can call it Operation Knucklehead as long as we load up on munchables!
 * Stella: Go figure. The lead guitarist is out cold. I know he looks clead, but don't spoke him!
 * Verne: We need to get inside that basement. There's where these humans with extra hair the good stuff.
 * Hammy: Wowie! These heavy metal guys are messier than I am... I like it!
 * RJ: Look at those amps! Dwayne's ear will be ringing 'til Christmas!
 * Hammy: Aw, look at the human sleeping with fur and a tail, he'd almost be cute!
 * Verne: A school yard. Wonderful Yet another place loaded with mysterious deadly human equipment.
 * Stella: Hammy, don't eat the crayons. Not even the red ones.
 * RJ: Our artistic masterpiece is going to flatten Dwayne with it's brillance! Lucky for us. That gardener looks bushed. Let's just hope her cat keeps napping.
 * Verne: Guys, I hear these vines are moving. Now, we know why they call them creepers.
 * Stella: That's not a garden, it's a plant's idea of a moon pin.
 * Hammy: That big one over there looks hungry. Maybe we can turn it into a Venus Dwayne Trap!
 * Boris: That's showing Dwayne who's boss! Keep it up, gang!
 * Hammy: Yeah, we sure stuck it to the Verm Tech Guy!
 * Verne: I still don't think this is a good idea.
 * Stella: It it's such a Bad idea, Verne. WHy don't you give me your share of the goodies?
 * Hammy: Sharing? I love sharing. But, let's did another mission first!
 * RJ: We all know what happens when Vincent is accidentally woken up so let's absolutely, not positivitely ot do that again!
 * Verne: Vincent's cave. Going mess Vincent's cave where Vincent's home is it just me or is this a really, really bad idea!
 * Hammy: Okay, so no article from his bvreath and the fruit that he's eat us it weaches up. If can't that it's before can't it.
 * Stella: When that Verm TEch fool comes in after us, he's gonna stomp on you one heck of an angry bear hug.
 * Hammy: That guy's fallen asleep! Um, why do humans run back and forth just for fun!
 * Stella: We need to get inside that gym and sabotage one of those human fat-eating machines? If you say so.
 * Verne: So many gadgets. Jeepers don't those humans have any real work to do. Guys, please tell me I did not just say jeepers.
 * RJ: THis'll be perfect! If we lure Dwayne onto that treasure, we can get him on the fun and keep him there!
 * Boris: Great work, gang! The dam's coming along like clock-work when I cork up the steam, run for the boats!
 * Hammy: Boats! Uh-oh. I better dig out my water-wings.
 * RJ: Boats? In the middle of our forest? Verne is your tail thinking what I'm thinking.
 * Verne: Don't worry about me, RJ. I can swim.
 * Stella: I'm good, too.
 * Verne: If we're careful, the only thign that's going to wake that rooster is the paper boy.
 * Stella: Who do these peope think they're foolin? This ain't the Wild West. it's the suburbs. As a funny looking that makes you a cowboy.
 * RJ: If we pull this off, we'll make an unforgettable impression on the Verm Tech Guy. Talk about brand recognition!
 * Hammy: When Dawyne comes galloping in here, he's going to get a red hot tattoo on his behind. Yeehaw! That was tooooo funny! Making Dwayne TV is even moer fun than watching it!
 * RJ: You said it, Hammy. We're unstoppable.
 * Verne: Pride goath before a fat, RJ.
 * RJ: Goath?
 * Verne: It's Shakesphere talk, Hammy. It means that just when you think you can't go wrong.
 * Stella: You get busted. So let's be extra careful on this next mission, people. Ugh, bats. I'm sorry, peple, but bats and I defintely do not free. You wake 'em you talk to the tail. And I don't mean Verne's.
 * Hammy: Oooh, train tracks! Can we take a ride on the choo-choo?
 * Verne: Look at that shiny... Hey, is that a gold, right?
 * RJ: The choo-choo is a interior's cart, and it's gonna have tracks on Dwayne! That foreman must have worked overtime. He's got some mean looking power loots, so let's not bother him!
 * Hammy: I kinda like human houses before they're finished! No roof, no waits. Almost like a home we could live in.
 * Verne: I heard that the average constructuion site has more hazards per square foot than any other human environment. Oh, joy.
 * Stella: One of those big ole plant cans will do fine if only we can find a way to prop it up.
 * RJ: Hmm, a sleeping theater critic. Guess the last performance was a real snore.
 * Verne: All the world's a stage, guys. Only Dwayne doesn't know he's the lead act.
 * Stella: I guess that's where the Verm Tech guy takes his last bow.
 * Hammy: Hey, this'll making spaghetti sauce, with a big fat meatball named Dwayne!
 * Stella: The sleepin guard is guarding squat. Let's keep it that way.
 * Verne: The new golf course is so quiet, so peaceful. Just the place to stick it to the Verm Tech Guy.
 * RJ: All we need to do is lure our unsuspecting boogey into the path of destruction and zippety-wfarm-bwarf.
 * Hammy: Bats! Bats! Bats! Yippeeeeeeeee!
 * Verne: Boris has pretty big plans.
 * RJ: Yep, he sure does wonder what his dam going to to look like.
 * Verne: Guys. Don't not wake the chef. Chefs have knives. Sharp knives. ANd this one may have a recipe for turle soup.
 * RJ: Okay, guys, you now the drill it may look like a peaceful suburban housetoad, but for us, it's white-picket obstacle course.
 * Hammy: Yippee! I looooooove human kitchens! So much junk food, so little time.
 * Stella: I can't wait to see Dwayne get a pie in the face!
 * Verne: I get a fuuuunnny feeling about that jack o'lantern. I know it looks harness, but my tail's telling me otherwise.
 * RJ: Talk about creepsville. This is clefirstely the right place to scare the daylights out of Dwayne!
 * Stella: Look, at all this junk they'll never use. And these humans think. WE make a mess with their garbage.
 * Hammy: Too bad Ozzie's not with us. He'd kneel over just making that monster!
 * Boris: Great! The dam is right on schedule. It's gonna be huuuge! Seeya round, guys.
 * Verne: Boris has pretty big plans.
 * RJ: Yep, he sure does. Wonder what his dam's going to look like.
 * Stella: To hear that beaver tell, it's gonna flood this forest.
 * Hammy: So, um, guys, what's next?
 * Stella: Leave that counselor alone. She wakes up, she'll make us stand in a ring and stupid songs.
 * Verne: U-oh, a real obstacle course. That looks like something only Dwayne's twisted mind could come up with. And those kids pay to come here.
 * RJ: There's the outhouse, taems. When nature calls the Verm Tech guy, he's gonna get caught with his pants down!
 * Hammy: Hey! Maybe we'll get a Trail Guide Gals' Rocketeering Badge! Kaaaazoooooon!
 * Brois: Guys, I hear you're worried about my dam. Listen, Raccoons knock over garbage cans. Beavers build dams. I'm beaver, right? Don't worry!
 * Verne: I'm still worried.
 * Hammy: Worried? Who's worried! I'm not worried. I've got water things.
 * RJ: Guys, I think I just got Streayped. Way to work together, guys! That was faaaantastic.
 * Hammy: Yep, yep, yep! All for one and one for...umm... How does it go again?
 * Verne: One for all, Hammy.
 * Hammy: One what?
 * Stella: Okayyyy... which mission are we doing next?
 * Verne: Robots! I hate robots if we wake that one, he'll pop me open like a can of tuna.
 * Stella: Trucks, metal, concrete. These humans sure know how to improve a forest.
 * RJ: Wow! Look at all that beautiful junk! one UFO comin' up!
 * Hammy: When our alien grabs, Verne, can I scream, Destination Uranus. Can I huh? Hey, Boris, we did the last mission. We've got Dwayne TV on every channel.
 * Boris: Nice work and right on time, little buddy! I just plugged the dam. The water's riding, guys!
 * Hammy: Boris, um, Verne needs to talk to you.
 * Verne: We've got some bad news, Boris.
 * Boris: What do you mean? Hammy's got his TV back, you've got mountain of garb...er, treats and I've got the biggest beaver dam in the world. It is a done deal!
 * RJ: Boris, you know we all like you. And we want you to have your lodge bacj. But, do you know what's going to happen when the water gets higher!
 * Boris: Do I know? Of course, I know! It's going to make the biggest most beautiful beaver pond in history. Deep as the Grand Canyon, wide as Lake Superior!
 * Stella: And what's that going to do our forest, wise guy. And to all this houses over the hedge? Hmmm?
 * Hammy: And what about the other animals? We don't all live in trees. And I'm the only one with water rings, Boris.
 * Boris: Jeez... I never thought about that.
 * Verne: And if you flood their houses, they'll come in here with boats and machines and tear out the forest just to get to your dam!
 * Boris: Really? That doesn't sound too good.
 * Stella: Think about it, Boris. Your lodge your dam ripped out like a couple of rotten teeth. You might even end up as a cow!
 * Boris: (Gulps) So what do I do?
 * Hammy: I know! How about making it the strongest, best beaver cart in the world! Just kind ofum a whole lot smaller. Can you do that?
 * Boris: Sure! All I need to do is unplug the clam and lower it. I can soil make a gorgeous little pond and keep everybody else high and cry.
 * Heather: Now you're thinking, honey.
 * Verne: Comfortable. Rwgart. Eco-friendly Boris, it's you.
 * Boris: And then the humans won't have to know! We'll be safe in here forever!
 * Hammy: Yay! And now that we've done making Dwayne TV, we can help finish the dam. Can we, huh?
 * Boris: You bet! Let's go! If we work hard we can unplug the dam and get it done before nightfall.
 * Hammy: And then we can hung out at my place and eat cookies and chips and soda and stuff and channel start at Dwayne TV!
 * RJ: All for One!
 * Hammy: And One for All Group Hug!
 * Boris: Okay, Hammy, I guess you've earned it little fella. Group hug!
 * Stella: Watch your hench, Verne.
 * Verne: Ow! RJ, that's my tail.
 * Hammy: Yippeeee!